I’m sorry the first batch of Stoobie Snacks sold-out almost as soon as I posted it. The next exciting Stoobie Snack is already in the works, and will be announced soon! I apologize to everyone who missed out on this first Stoobie Snack, there will be many more to come!
I do some things just because I always wanted to. This is one of those things…
I have some very exciting news! I’m proud and happy to be working with some of the best bakers and food makers in Asheville to bring you my favorite treats, in the form of something I’m calling Stoobie Snacks!
What is it? It’s essentially a snack club! Whoop! Whoop! Could anything be more fun than a snack club? Nope. Literally nothing could be more fun than a snack club. Oh, wait wait wait, it also comes with a free toy, and a coloring page! So, yeah, snack club just got more fun.
Plus there’s a coupon. Yay coupons!
Stoobie Snacks will be made in VERY small batches, and will sell out fast! Act quickly if you want to get in on the very first one.
You may purchase the first ever Stoobie Snack Pack directly from me, via Venmo or Payal, for only $10 apiece! Order now to reserve yours!
Venmo – @stu-helm | Paypal – email@example.com
$2 from each purchase will be donated to MANNA Foodbank!
Every Stoobie Snack you buy will help MANNA Foodbank to distribute enough food for 8 meals to people who can really use it.
SO, WHAT IS THE FIRST EVER STOOBIE SNACK?
The very first Stoobie Snack will be created by Chef Jay Medford from the Underground Cafe with Doughp Doughnuts!
A native of Asheville, Chef Jay is a graduate of the French Culinary Institute in NYC. He worked in New York for years before moving back to Asheville, and purchasing the Underground Cafe, where he rocks out some of the best — and some of my personal favorite — food in town, including his super-popular and delicious Doughp Doughnuts.
ULTRA-RARE FILLED DOUGHNUT!
If you are a fan and frequent buyer of Doughp Doughnuts, you already know that Jay almost NEVER does filled doughnuts. Straight-up: They are a pain in the butt.
Jellies, Bavarians, and my personal absolute favorite, Boston Creme, are rarely seen in Jay’s doughnut case. Well, I’m super-stoked to announce that…
The very first Stoobie Snack will be a LARGE, scratch-made, custard-filled BOSTON CREME DOUGHNUT produced in a super small batch exclusively for you, the Stoobie Snack club!
I don’t have a picture of one, of course, because they ain’t been made yet, so here’s an approximation of what it will look like, and yes, each actual doughnut will have a face on it.
Jay always uses as many local and all-natural ingredients as possible, including local eggs & butter from Farm to Home Milk.
No fake stuff! This is the real deal.
Jay has only made Boston Creme doughnuts for the shop ONCE in the past. I had one. I’m from Boston, and Boston Creme is my all-time #1 super-star favorite doughnut flavor ever. Jay’s made my eyes roll into the back of my head.
I’m freaking out right now just thinking about it! #truth
SO, WHAT DO I GET WITH MY STOOBIE SNACK PACK, STU?
• 1 Large, fresh, scratch-made Boston Creme Doughnut – You pick it up on the same day it’s made! (pick-up instructions below).
• 1 Toy – I bought a bunch of thee cutest little toys you’ve ever seen in your life! (see photo above)
• A Super-Fun 2-Sided Coloring & Activity Page – Featuring doughnuts!
• A Coupon – Get a deal on your next Doughp Doughnuts purchase from Underground Cafe with a coupon exclusive to Stoobie Snack buyers!
• Other Shwag – I’ll be stacking every Stoobie Snack pack with as much fun stuff as possible!
• The awesome feeling that you helped MANNA deliver the equivalent of 8 meals to hungry people… just by eating a doughnut.
HOW, WHEN, AND WHERE DO I PICK-UP MY STOOBIE SNACK BOX?
• Your Stoobie Snacks will be available for you to pick-up, with no contact, from my front porch near the South Slope! The address and instructions will be provided once your purchase is made
• The pick-up date is FRIDAY JUNE 5TH
• Pick-ups will be staggered so as to avoid a cluster.
If you have any further questions, please ask in the comments section below!
I look forward to fulfilling your order!
When you buy a Stoobie Snack, you help to support me (an out of work food tour guide), Chef Jay (a hard-working restaurateur and chef trying to survive in the new COVID world), and MANNA Foodbank, an incredible organization, that feeds an astounding number of hungry people in WNC.
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Thanks for reading!
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Stu Helm is an artist, writer, and podcaster living in Asheville, NC, and a frequent diner at local restaurants, cafes, food trucks, and the like. His tastes run from hot dogs and mac ‘n’ cheese, to haute cuisine, and his opinions are based on a lifetime of eating out. He began writing about food strictly to amuse his friends on Facebook.