What’s Wrong with Me

Hello Asheville! This is a repost of something I wrote to amuse my friends on Facebook a while back.  I think it’s a good time for me to reiterate all of these points, because now days I get recognized more and more on the streets, plus I have more new friends and acquaintances, so I…

How Not to Talk to Vegans

Hello Asheville! Believe it or not, at one time in my life, I thought about a career in conflict resolution. True story. I think I’d be good at it. I know all the tricks! Don’t make Universal Statements (ie: “You’re always late!”) Don’t assume to know what others are feeling (ie: “You’re gonna hate this,…

Downtown is Theirs Today

Hello Asheville! Hangry. Han • Gree – (adj.) a state of anger caused by lack of food: hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. FaceBook, October 24 at 1:54pm: “Ho-o-oly shiiiiit. I came downtown to eat and buy my nephew a birthday gift but my hatred of all humanity has effectively overridden my ability…

FOOD MAP! Asheville’s RAD (River Arts District)

  Hello Asheville! Click, drag, click, drag, click click click, join, eyedropper, click, paint bucket, click, deselect… oh, hi! I didn’t see you there. I’ve been working in Adobe Illustrator making a bunch of nifty Food Maps!  That means I’ve been doing lots and lots and LOTS of clicking and dragging and selecting and deselecting… and…

Chef Joe Scully’s Pumpkin Cake Roll Recipe

Chef Joe Scully’s Pumpkin Cake Roll Recipe TOTAL TIME: Prep: 30 min. Bake: 15 min. + freezing Ingredients 3 eggs, separated 1 cup sugar, divided 2/3 cup canned pumpkin 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon salt Filling: 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened 2 tablespoons butter,…