HOT DOGS AND DOUGHNUTS

Happy Valentine’s Day. Hello, Asheville! Okay, so, it’s Valentine’s Day again.Yeah, yeah, I’m into it. Love, togetherness… cherubs ‘n’ shit. It’s all good in the hood. I’m totally down with sex and romance, and all that fun stuff, but when Jason Sandford from Ashvegas asked me what I might write about for the occasion, I…