Is it just me, or does this seem like an insane amount of garlic?  Earthfare, what are you doin’ to me? I think, by weight and volume, there was actually more garlic in my package of “Roasted Cauliflower” than cauliflower. I’m giving Earthfare a “Peevey” award for this. Isn’t there enough bad breath in this…

Hello Asheville! Let’s talk about Trolls. In September I had to ban two Trolls from my Facebook Page.  Well, I didn’t HAVE to ban them, since I’m the only one making the rules over there, but I did it anyways. Let’s just say Trolls annoy me.  I find them to be simply the worst sort…

Food Life, a new magazine here in Asheville hired me to attend and write about the Grande Tasting at the Asheville Wine and Food Festival, which I did. Then their publishing schedule got delayed, and my piece was no longer topical, so it got cut.  Yes, I haz a sad when they first told me,…

My latest food column has been posted to Ashvegas.com. I review Bomba, Ben’s Penny Mart, and The French Broad Food Co-op.

My latest food column is up on Ashvegas.com

I call this one “Too Heart to Handle.”

Hello Asheville! Here’s something extra for you, offered exclusively here on my blog!  My wonderful blog…  that I want you all to love…  and visit frequently. As many of you may have noticed in my posts on Ashvegas and Faceboook, I have alluded to a local publication that hired me, and then asked me to…

I’m starting a new photo project here on my blog, where I make Jonas Gerard paintings on my plate after I finish a meal. This first one is titled “I Hueart Huevos.”

My latest food column has been posted to Ashvegas.com. I give an over-view of the three nights of events at Asheville Wine and Food Festival. There are comedy jokes.