How Not to Talk to Vegans

Hello Asheville! Believe it or not, at one time in my life, I thought about a career in conflict resolution. True story. I think I’d be good at it. I know all the tricks! Don’t make Universal Statements (ie: “You’re always late!”) Don’t assume to know what others are feeling (ie: “You’re gonna hate this,…

Downtown is Theirs Today

Hello Asheville! Hangry. Han • Gree – (adj.) a state of anger caused by lack of food: hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. FaceBook, October 24 at 1:54pm: “Ho-o-oly shiiiiit. I came downtown to eat and buy my nephew a birthday gift but my hatred of all humanity has effectively overridden my ability…

I hEArT Buxton Hall BBQ

Hello Asheville! Okay, so what if I’m having a very public love affair with Buxton Hall Barbeque? So fucking WHAT? Piss off. When love comes my way, I let it wash over me like a tangy vinegar sauce, smoke me all night long, and slow-cook my heart until it falls apart into pile of delicious… heart……

Living la Vida Comida

So, yeah… I eat out a lot. I always have. Once, twice, three times a day. Plus coffee, snacks…  more coffee…  I live la Vida Comida and it’s only gotten more loca since I started writing about it. Below, please find a random gathering of pictures from my iPhone that I shot during the course…

Waking Life: “The Hardest Thing…”

So, the other day I said to a friend of mine, “I’m not really focusing on the Waking Life story anymore, because it seems like those two idiots are finally just closing shop, and it looks like some very cool women might be taking over the space, so I’m just going to report on the…

MY PROBLEM WITH THIS GINGERBREAD HOUSE IS…

“Um…  it’s not a house.”  This was my first thought upon recently stumbling across the winner of the 2014 National Ginger Bread House Competition at the Grove Park Inn, in Asheville North Carolina. It was sitting in a display case, tucked in a semi-remote hallway of the famous hotel, which has been host to the…