EAT. WRITE. REPEAT.

How to Become a Food Writer in 3 easy steps… Eat food! Write about it. Repeat often. Yeah, Man! I’ve got a great job. I eat food, and then I write about it. Well, it’s not so much a job as it is a very expensive hobby that I sometimes get paid for. I haven’t…

HOT DOGS AND DOUGHNUTS

Happy Valentine’s Day. Hello, Asheville! Okay, so, it’s Valentine’s Day again.Yeah, yeah, I’m into it. Love, togetherness… cherubs ‘n’ shit. It’s all good in the hood. I’m totally down with sex and romance, and all that fun stuff, but when Jason Sandford from Ashvegas asked me what I might write about for the occasion, I…