STUNG AGAIN! Ew. What’s wrong with this Half & Half? Oh, nothing, if you’re…
I noticed it tasted different, so I took closer look at the packaging, and AH HA! I discovered that while it’s a product that looks like my usual purchase, it is NOT!
VIDEO REVIEW: Food Fans HQ – 012 – 5th Annual Asheville Wing War
“LIKE I SAID, I ATE 20 WINGS” Here’s the 12th installment of my video blog, which I call Food Fans HQ. It’s a short rundown of my involvement with the 5th Annual Asheville Wing War. In the video I say that I ate various numbers of wings from various numbers of competitors. The truth is…
VIDEO REVIEW: Food Fans HQ 008 – Ban the Melior
“IT MAKES THE WORST F*CKING COFFEE.” Here’s the 8th installment of my daily video blog, which I call Food Fans HQ. This time I openly call for legislation to abolish the French press method of coffee making . WARNING: There are curse words. Above: click play to watch the video. Below: Here’s the whole playlist…
CLASSICS NEVER DIE: A TRUE TALE OF A TERRIBLE TROLL
THIS POST ORIGINALLY APPEARED ON MY OLD BLOG IN OCTOBER, 2014 Once upon a time… A hideous Troll showed up on my Facebook page…. Like most Trolls, this one wanted to be fed attention, so after some initial bad behavior on my own part, I calmed down and decided to give him the attention he…
My Horrible Fucking Diet
Hello Asheville! Let’s talk diets. Mine is fucking horrible. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, which sometimes means that I literally eat cake and ice cream for breakfast, hot dogs for lunch, and cheeseburgers for… breakfast, lunch, and dinner… pretty much whenever a cheeseburger is available. I want one right NOW!!! It’s 9am…
Rants in Review – November 2015
Hello Asheville! I get a lot of FaceBook friend requests, and like most people, I don’t accept them all. I usually base my yays-or-nays on the ol’ “mutual friends” factor, not just how many we have in common, but who they are. Where a requestee lives and works might play into my choice to accept…
Stu Helm: Food Fan 