I call this one “Too Heart to Handle.”

Hello Asheville! Here’s something extra for you, offered exclusively here on my blog!  My wonderful blog…  that I want you all to love…  and visit frequently. As many of you may have noticed in my posts on Ashvegas and Faceboook, I have alluded to a local publication that hired me, and then asked me to…

I’m starting a new photo project here on my blog, where I make Jonas Gerard paintings on my plate after I finish a meal. This first one is titled “I Hueart Huevos.”

My latest food column has been posted to Ashvegas.com. I give an over-view of the three nights of events at Asheville Wine and Food Festival. There are comedy jokes.

Holy shit sticks, the Asheville Wine & Food Festival’s Grande Tasting at The Civic Center was awesome, and brutal, and delicious, and chaotic and crazy. I’ve written two pieces about it  —  for Food Life Magazine and Ashvegas.com  —  and both are awaiting approval from the respective editors and publishers. In the meantime, you can…

Tonight is “Sweet,” The 2nd of 3 events Hosted in Asheville by the Asheville Wine & Food Festival! Dawn and I are attending courtesy of Ashvegas and AWF&F , thanks again, Jason and Melissa! I’m gonna try to take better pictures than I did at Elixir, that I’ll post here, as well as on Facebook.…

I need to drive some traffic to this dang blog, so I’m resorting to cheap tricks.  No, not Cheap Trick, although I am now listening to “Southern Girls” on YouTube.  Holy shit, what a fucking great song.  Cheap Trick was the first band I ever saw live… Fuck yeah!  Smoking’ weed on the floor of…

My latest food column has been posted to Ashvegas.com I revisit the Glass Onion review from last week, as well as recap the burger battle, and tell the full story of the 5 course dinner at Tod’s.

I have recruited a secret Sysco Spy in the food industry, who agreed to provide me with pictures of Sysco lameness. Here’s some awesome fresh peppers. Yum!  Anyone who wants to be a Sysco Spy for me can contact me. Let’s get a look at the horror.